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2004-10-23 - 9:39 p.m.



Day 43 in the Celebrity Death Camp and Vanessa Feltz has failed in the weekly task of dragging a cinder block across the garden with her earlobe and has cost the team their bread water budget for the week.

The voting for who will be slaughtered will take place at the end of the week.

Remember you can still text in to have your say on how the evictee should be killed.

This weeks choices are:

Running the evictee through with a machete and then coating the wound in vinegar and watching the evictee bleed slowly to death.

Force feeding the evictee razor blades and popcorn and then shooting them for three hours with spud guns filled with thumb tacks.

Record them pleading for their life and then hack their head off.

And finally...

Pluck out their eyeballs and put them in their mouth, then sew up their mouth and wait for them to choke on their vomit.

remember to text in to win the chance to see the execution live from camden market.

Remember:

Text 1 for machete
Text 2 for razor blades and popcorn
Text 3 for pleading
and Text 4 for eyeballs

See you next week for the live vote.



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